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Aziz Ansari

Aziz Ansari on Movies

I was doing an interview once, and this guy goes, “So you must be pretty psyched about all this ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ stuff?”

And I was like, “Um, yeah, I am.” I have no idea why though. I had nothing to do with that movie. It’s just some people that kind of look like me are in this movie that everyone loves and winning Oscars and stuff.”

And then I was like, “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are white people just psyched all the time?” It’s, like, “‘Back to the Future’! That’s us! ‘Godfather’! That’s us! ‘Godfather Part II’! That’s us! ‘Departed’! That’s us! ‘Sunset Boulevard’! That’s us! ‘Citizen Kane’! That’s us! ‘Jaws’! That’s us! Every fucking movie but ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ and ‘Boyz n the Hood’ is us! We are white people! Suck our dicks!”

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George Lopez

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Used to be funny.  Not anymore.  Steals money from people to voice his lib-tard opinions.  No longer funny.  Looks tired.  Looks drunk.  Can’t handle his booze.  Lives in Pebble Beach and knows he doesn’t belong.  You can take the Mexican out of the hood but you can’t take the hood out of the Mexican.  LMB GEORGE!,,,

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