I went to my doctor and told him, “My penis is burning.” He said, “That means somebody is talking about it.”
I’m dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
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“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
—E. B. White