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Jokes by Robin Williams

Robin Williams on Male Anatomy

The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Robin Williams on Beer Commercials

Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men doing manly things: "You just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial? ... "It's five o'clock in the morning. You just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."