Alonzo Bodden on NASCAR
I didn't understand NASCAR until I met some NASCAR fans. You talk to a couple of NASCAR fans and you'll see where a shiny car driving in a circle would fascinate them all day. I can make fun of NASCAR fans because if they chase me, I just turn right.
Alonzo Bodden on White Women
I like white women. That's why I can't hate white men. Because we need them for breeding. Sometimes I'm hanging with the brothers, and they get a little militant on me. They're like, "Kill Whitey!"
I'm like, "Slow down. Let's think this through now."
Alonzo Bodden on Being From the Suburbs
I grew up in the suburbs. I'm an angry suburban nergo. I'm bad in, like, Starbucks. I'll hurt you over a frappuccino.
Alonzo Bodden on Changing Demographics
Latinos outnumber Black people now. I'm not too happy about it. Because it's only a matter of time before we lose our month. Soon as they figure it out, they're going to have Latino History Month. All we're going to have is Cinco de Negro.
