Susie Essman

Jokes by Susie Essman

Susie Essman on Sex

Sex is scary cause you can die but worse than that, you could feel.

Susie Essman on Questons in Bed

One guy I was in bed with him and he kept saying to me, “Tell me what you want? Tell me what you want? Tell me what you want?’  I want a milkshake, what do you think I want?