Jokes by Steve Byrne
Born: July 21, 1974
Blue Meter: Tame
In match-ups against other comics:
Won: 1277 | Lost: 1699
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Steve Byrne on Screamers
When a girl’s a screamer during sex, she’s either positive or negative. “Yes! Yes! Yes!” or the complete opposite, “No! No! No!” Just once, I want to hear a girl right in the middle. “Maybe! Maybe! Maybe!”
Steve Byrne on Dramatic Girls
Girls always have to call somebody when something slightly traumatic almost happens. (Mimes phone call)
(Girl voice) “Ohmigod, you’ll never guess what almost happened.”
(himself) “Let me guess: nothing. Because it’s almost. Goodbye.” Click.