Jokes by Rodney Carrington

Stand-Up Comedian Rodney Carrington

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Born: October 19, 1968

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Rodney Carrington on Fat Girls

How many you boys ever been drunk, went home with a fat girl?. Some of you out there are going, “Shut up! She’s sitting right next to me!”

Rodney Carrington on Porno

We need porno for guys like me. $2.99, I don’t need the whole $12.99. Hell, I never get to the second scene. It’s always better. “Oh shit! I should of waited. She’s got bigger titties. Shit! There’s twins!”

Rodney Carrington on Massages

I don’t understand the whole concept of a massage. You get a woman to rub all over every single part of your body except the one part you really want rubbed on.