Demetri Martin on Sort Of
“Sort of” is such a harmless thing to say. But after certain things, “soft of” means everything. Like “I love you” or “You’re going to live.”
Demetri Martin on Karate
Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I’m not doing that again until I’m a black belt. Because I can tell you there’s a difference between taking karate and receiving karate.
Demetri Martin on Breakfast
I used this product called “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.” Because sometimes when I’m having toast I like to be incredulous. “How was breakfast?” “Unbelievable”
Demetri Martin on Employee of the Month
“Employee of the month” is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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The material can be witty, but at times feels like it’s being forced to be clever, and his delivery is often sterile and unnatural. Essentially Demetri Martin is a Mitch Hedberg minion, with neither the edge nor the common touch.