Jokes by Brian Posehn

Brian Posehn on Sex Talk

Is it weird that when your wife’s giving you oral sex, that you go “We’re going to make a mouth baby!”

Brian Posehn on Heavy Metal

Always been a big heavy metal fan. I remember being 15 saying, “Dude I’m going to love heavy metal forever. Heavy metal til I’m 60.” I’m 35 now. I think I’m going to give it one more year.

Brian Posehn on Marijuana

I’ve been trying to quit smoking weed and it’s really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of beef.