Jokes by Adam Sandler
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Born: September 9, 1966
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Adam Sandler on his dad
My name is Adam. My father’s name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it’s alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, “Is Adam there?” My father would say, “This is Adam.” My friends would say, “Adam, you were so wasted last night.”
Adam Sandler on Reading
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
Adam Sandler on Celebrating Alone
It’s horrible being alone. I threw a surprise party for myself. I parked the car down the street. Tried to fool myself. I set up a piñata up with a blindfold and a baseball bat and ended up my neighbor’s house, beating up their grandmother.
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