Jokes by Adam Ferrara
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Born: February 2, 1966
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Adam Ferrara on Relationships
Being in a relationship is like being in A.A…. “Hi, my name is Adam and I’m a boyfriend. It’s been six months since my last decision. I felt the urge to have an opinion the other day, but thank God my sponsor came over and we sat down ‘til that feeling went away.”
Adam Ferrara on His Babysitter
My fondest childhood memory is when I was twelve years old. I made out with my babysitter, Cathy. She stops in the middle of everything. “We have to stop this. I feel like such a whore.”
“Why? I’m not paying you? My parents are!”
Adam Ferrara on Catholicism
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is “If it feels good… stop.”
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