Jokes by Sheryl Underwood
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Sheryl Underwood on Younger Men
I would have sex with a 17 year old boy. But the only problem is most of them still live at home with their mama. And I am too old to be sneaking into a bitch’s house to have sex with her son on a twin bed. Do you know how hard it is to have sex on a twin bed? To try to keep your balance on a bed with some Star Wars sheets on it?
Sheryl Underwood on Game Shows
Black people love the Price Is Right. A negro might not know how to read, but he knows how much Rice-a-Roni costs.
Sheryl Underwood on Black-on-Black crime.
Black people don’t kill nobody they don’t know. Look at black-on-black crime. We kill each other because we know each other… When a black man goes to his ex-wife’s job because he wants to shoot a bitch because he don’t want to pay child support or alimony no more. He don’t kill everybody at the company. He says, “Get out the way, I just want to shoot that bitch right there.”
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