Russell Peters on Shopping in China
I have to go to this mall in Beijing to buy some clothes. I didn’t know this until I got there, but apparently in China I’m Shaquille O’Neal. I go to mall. I walk into the store. I’m like, “Hey, you got a 10.5/11 in those shoes?”
“Ah no! How about an 8?”
“How about I can’t negotiate my foot size with you?”
Russell Peters on the N-word
As a guy who grew up with Black people, I know the N-word is not specific to people. It’s a fucking noun. It is used for everything else but people. It’s not specific to black people.
I see my friends. They’ll be like, “Yo Russell, I seen you with some Chinese niggers last night.”...
My homeboy called me, was like, “Yo, you gotta put on Discovery Channel, son They got this shit on killer whales. Yo, those niggers are crazy!”
Russell Peters on Racism
Every group is racist. White folks will see a group of Indian people and they’re like, “Look at all those brown people, they’re probably all very happy together.” Then you get in that group and like, “Hey, you from India? I’m from India. What part? No, not that part. Go to hell you dirty bastard.”
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I was watching fave’s from a channel and this is how I pulled up Russell Peters. The “Beating Your Kids” vid on the guys site, said, ‘error, try later’. Well being New on the PC It took me a while but I found this site: I have been watching Russell"s “ART” for hours, laughing so hard my family thought I cracked up.(Wearing head phones they only heard my LOUD-LAUGHTER.) Simply divine, all the vids I viewed. We need to know people of different colors of skin, accents whatever are all the same. WE ARE ALL FUNNY. I am white and was with an afro-am./cherokee/white; Russell you could really do a show on “HOW a person like my man is to act???My man passed at only 45 on 1-27-2007, god he would have loved this genius, Russell Peters. My Russell told me he always had this inner struggle of “WHO he should act like, Whitey, the Negro, or the ‘Native American’ (NOT INDIAN : -) I met an Indian/Irish friend, FROM LONDON :) Jan.9, 2009, He is DIVINE too, I am making sure he knows I found you and you are fantastic. Russell Peters can make you have a heart attack, laughing I kid you not. I am back to the viewing of some more of his funny-bone material. What a delight. Cute as a button also. : -)Peace and Love, You bring that to us and makes us feel as ONE. That is true love for the people you give to your audiance, connectiveness.: -)
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