Jokes by Mario Cantone

Stand-Up Comedian Mario Cantone

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Born: December 9, 1959

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Mario Canton on Theater

People don’t care that you’re doing theater. I get stopped in New York. “Aren’t you that comedian from TV. What are you doing now?”
“I just did a year on Broadway.”
“What channel?”
It’s not a channel!