As women well know, the reason men are no good at playing dumb is most of the time we're not playing.
Every time a friend of mine has a kid I go over to the crib and say, “You know, I used to hold your father’s head while he threw up.”
I don't want a clean living guy in the White House with his finger on the button. He thinks he's going right to heaven. You want to feel safe with a leader. Give me a guy who fights in bars and cheats on his wife. This is a man who wants to put off Judgement Day as long as possible.