Jokes by Bill Bellamy

Stand-Up Comedian Bill Bellamy

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Born: April 7, 1965

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Bill Bellamy on Getting Shot

50 Cent is a hero to me because he’s overcome so many things. He’s been shot nine times and lived. I had a cousin got shot once in the ankle. Dead. I had to go to the funeral. I was mad. “Man, you ain’t hard! You ain’t hard!”

Bill Bellamy on Dating 26 Year Olds

When they turn 26, women start asking really weird questions like, “Where are we? Where are we?” Bitch, we at Red Lobster. Why you tripping?