We spend $48 million in lottery tickets. You can't trust us with out money.
"How you planning for your retirement?'
"Powerball."
To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in mail one day and be like, "I'm Secretary of State next month!"
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.