Men and women we look at movie so differently. Men look at how much money is spent. Women look at how much money is saved. If it just cost $300 and if I get it for $150 what have I done ladies? Saved $150. Of course. My husband thinks I've spent $150. What's it like in there?
Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attrat men? Men don't like flowers. I wear a scent called "new-car interior."
One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
One time I love to shop is after a bad relationship. I go and buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. Sometimes if I see a really great outfit I'll break up with someone on purpose.
I started off as a ballerina. I had to quit ballet after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.