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Stand-Up Comedian Lisa Lampanelli

Jokes by Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli on Sex with Black Guys

Have you ever done a black guy? Do it. It’s worth the screwed-up credit. I’m telling you. You may never buy a new car again but every night you get a SUV right in the hoo ha.

Lisa lampanelli on Dating

I dated one guy from every race. Y’know, except the Asian guys because nobody wants that. C’mon, I’m trying to have an orgasm not have my computer fixed.