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Jokes by Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa lampanelli on Dating

I dated one guy from every race. Y’know, except the Asian guys because nobody wants that. C’mon, I’m trying to have an orgasm not have my computer fixed.

Lisa Lampanelli on Sex with Black Guys

Have you ever done a black guy? Do it. It’s worth the screwed-up credit. I’m telling you. You may never buy a new car again but every night you get a SUV right in the hoo ha.