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Jokes by Katt Williams

Katt WIlliams on Weed

Don't give me that shit that weed's a drug. It ain't no motherfuckin' drug. I've done the research. It's just a plant. It just grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire…

Katt Williams on Self Esteem

Ladies, you’ve got to be the shit to you. Stop waiting on a nigga to verify if you’re the shit or not. We’re tired of y’all blaming us for shit we ain’t even in control of. You’ve done got with a nigga and now you talking about, “You fucked up my self esteem.” Bitch, it’s called self esteem! How the fuck can I fuck up how you feel about you, simple bitch?