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Jokes by John Heffron

John Heffron on Stressed Kids

Are a lot of eight year olds that stressed? Do we got a lot of eight year old kids coming home from school going, "Oh, man, my day today. I could not make a cursive S to save my life."

John Heffron on Male Cleaning Habits

Ladies, you want your dishes done? Talk to your husband as if you were his male roommate. Come home from work and go "Hey, do the dishes dick!" and walk away.