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Stand-Up Comedian Dick Gregory

Jokes by Dick Gregory

Dick Gregory on Santa Claus

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into a black neighborhood after dark.

Dick Gregory on the Voting Age

I meet so many young folks who say, “If I got to go and die in a war at 18, I want the right to vote at 18.” Don’t be no damn fool. You got to die at 18, you better fight to get the right to vote at 17.