Carol Leifer on Working Women

Women in the workplace — we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new boss asked her was if she could make a good cup of coffee... Yeah, she stormed right out of that Starbucks.

Carol Leifer on Pregnancy

You know what bugs me? When a woman is expecting and her bonehead husband runs around going, “We’re pregnant!” We’re pregnant. Yeah, and my balls itch pal.