My children think my mother is the most wonderful woman on the face of the Earth. And I keep telling my children, "That's not the same woman I grew up with. You're looking at an old person who's trying to get into heaven now."
Natural child birth means no drugs will be administered into the female's body during the delivery. The father can have all he wants.
I graduated from Temple University. Physical education major with a child psychology minor. Which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will tell you to tell the child to take a lap.
I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?" And the guy said, "Well, it intensifies your personality." And I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"