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Stand-Up Comedian Adam Ferrara

Jokes by Adam Ferrara

Adam Ferrara on Catholicism

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is “If it feels good… stop.”

Adam Ferrara on His Babysitter

My fondest childhood memory is when I was twelve years old. I made out with my babysitter, Cathy. She stops in the middle of everything. “We have to stop this. I feel like such a whore.”
“Why? I’m not paying you? My parents are!”

Adam Ferrara on Relationships

Being in a relationship is like being in A.A…. “Hi, my name is Adam and I’m a boyfriend. It’s been six months since my last decision. I felt the urge to have an opinion the other day, but thank God my sponsor came over and we sat down ‘til that feeling went away.”