I know this isn’t straight up stand up, but I don’t know where else to put it:

Opie and Anthony suspended for one month on XM

“XM RADIO SUSPENDS OPIE AND ANTHONY

Drumroll… aaaaaaaaaaand…

Press Release:
WASHINGTON and NEW YORK, May 15 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/—XM Radio announced today that the company has suspended Gregg “Opie” Hughes and Anthony Cumia, hosts of “The Opie & Anthony Show” and ceased broadcast of the show for 30 days, effective immediately....”