I was dating a woman for a while. We had out first little sex talk. She actually said this to me. She said, "Todd, I've had anal sex before but don't ask me who it was with." I think if I made a list of every question I'd ask before that one, it would be a list of every question. Including "Who shot J.R.?", "Where's the beef?" and "Why would you think I'd want to know that?" OK, maybe not "Where's the beef?" Because she might answer that one.

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