What are they not going to do a reality show about... There used to be a time when you would come home and reality was so crappy, you would turn on TV to watch stuff people had made up so you could escape from the crappy reality. Now, you go out and deal with dickheads and morons all day and you come home, and go "I just want to go home so I can watch Dickheads and Morons on TV."

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