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Here's how to make your man like you and desire what you want, which is love. Equate how you feel about your vagina to how we feel about our time and our space... I can't fuck you against your will, you gotta desire to want to fuck me. If I fuck you against your will, that's rape.
Now if I'm on the phone and I say, "Look I got to go." And you say, "Why you gotta go? I want to talk to you some more." You are raping my time. You are taking something from me. No means no, bitch. I said I got to go. Why are you forcing me to stay on the phone and talk to you about nothing.
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Crude and immature. That may appeal to you. Not to me.
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i think patrice is hysterical. and his web series is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen. i just got the dvd. it’s awesome! i don’t know how her doesn’t have his own television show.