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Brothers act like they couldn't have been slaves back 200 years ago. It ain't like the motherfuckers liked that shit. "I wish I was a slave, I would fuck somebody up! Shit, tell me to bale some motherfucking cotton! I would been on the street and shit, would've come up and say, 'Ay, yo, nigger, bale this cotton!' I would say, 'Suck my dick, massa!'"...
The first dude who got off the boat said that shit.
"Bale that cotton!"
"Fuck you motherfucker!"
[crack of a whip]
The other motherfuckers said, "We'll bale the shit. Just keep that fucking shit away from me."
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If Eddie Murphy was still doing material like that which he showcased on Raw and Delirious, he’d have received a much higher rating. However, due to the fact that over the last 15 years he’s become a child’s film star, his comedic relevance has diminished considerably.
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GREAT COMIC, A LEGEND...PERIOD!