My neighbor says being gay is biological. And the reason she gives is she says, "I knew I was gay since I was five years old." Five. I don't know about you, but when I was five, I'd fuck a guy, fuck a girl, fuck a guy, fuck a girl. I was all over the map. I didn't know what the hell I was doing. I didn't figure that out until I was nine.

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