It goes Christmas,New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? Those are all days you got to be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's - boom - there's Valentine's Day for you. I think there should be just one more holiday after Valentine's Day for the stragglers. And it should be called, "Who Could Love You?"

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