Videos
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George Carlin - Religion is bullshit. - Watch
George Carlin - Saving the Planet - Watch
George Carlin Talks About "Stuff" - Watch
The Seven Words - Watch
Jokes
You can say prick on television. If it happens to your finger it's alright. You can prick your finger, just don't finger your prick.




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I really miss George. He was so prolific and generous with his creation of new material.
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Not only the funniest comedian there ever was or probably ever will be but one of the most intelligent people also. His speed and timing and the ability to draw from his material from memory is just freakish. I know most of the time on these “Best Comedians” lists george always comes in second to Richard Pryor. Richard Pryor was definately number 2, no question, but nobody could touch george. Not by a long shot.
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George Carlin was the junction of all comedic avenues: dark humor, language/semantics, topical, observational, political/social, and -as he aged- a hint of self-deprecation. He covered topics from small (e.g. waking up after sunset) to big (e.g. war, religion, politics, humanity). He was truly innovative and made people think in between laughs. He was one in a million, and I’d bet he’s watching us right now… smiling down at us…
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a true genius. he continually improved and changed with the times.
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Greatest comedian to ever live.
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the best, RIP
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....The best
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george carlin is the best plain and simple, he’s raunchy and truthful and just fuckin hilarious
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If I had to say it, I would say it like him. Unfortunately, I’m lame qua deliverance, and so on.
That guy’s the gist or the gift of humanity to the world. If one person redeems humanity is got to be him. I vote him as messiah or whatever the name is: the probable savior of humans on this otherwise doomed planet full of stupid religionists.
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If I had to say it, I would say like him. Unfortunately, I’m lame qua deliverance, and so on. That guy’s the gist of humanity to the world. If one person redeems humanity is got a be him. I vote him as messias or whatever the name is: the probable savior of humans on this otherwise doomed planet full of stupid religionists.
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