Videos
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George Carlin - Religion is bullshit. - Watch
George Carlin - Saving the Planet - Watch
George Carlin Talks About "Stuff" - Watch
The Seven Words - Watch
Jokes
There's a lot of little phrases in the language that don't say what they mean. Take a shit is one. You don't take a shit, you leave a shit. That's the whole idea! To leave it!




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a true genius. he continually improved and changed with the times.
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Greatest comedian to ever live.
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the best, RIP
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....The best
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george carlin is the best plain and simple, he’s raunchy and truthful and just fuckin hilarious
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If I had to say it, I would say it like him. Unfortunately, I’m lame qua deliverance, and so on.
That guy’s the gist or the gift of humanity to the world. If one person redeems humanity is got to be him. I vote him as messiah or whatever the name is: the probable savior of humans on this otherwise doomed planet full of stupid religionists.
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If I had to say it, I would say like him. Unfortunately, I’m lame qua deliverance, and so on. That guy’s the gist of humanity to the world. If one person redeems humanity is got a be him. I vote him as messias or whatever the name is: the probable savior of humans on this otherwise doomed planet full of stupid religionists.
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