Jokes by Tom Rhodes

Stand-Up Comedian Tom Rhodes

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Born: January 14, 1967

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Tom Rhodes on Pride Parades

When I lived in New york, they always had these ethnic day parades. I would get envious… You never see a parade for me. You never see a one fourth English, one fourth French, one fourth Italian, one fourth you don’t know what the hell you really are parade. Hey, it’s confused bastard honkey day parade.

Tom Rhodes on Dipping

Country hillbillies do the tobacco stuff in their lip. I don’t know what sensation it gives them. Maybe it helps them hate minorities better.

Tom Rhodes on Child Abuse

I don’t understand why anybody would ever beat their children when damaging them psychologically is so much more permanent.