Jokes by Tom Rhodes
Born: January 14, 1967
Blue Meter: Tame
In match-ups against other comics:
Won: 974 | Lost: 1820
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Tom Rhodes on Pride Parades
When I lived in New york, they always had these ethnic day parades. I would get envious… You never see a parade for me. You never see a one fourth English, one fourth French, one fourth Italian, one fourth you don’t know what the hell you really are parade. Hey, it’s confused bastard honkey day parade.
Tom Rhodes on Dipping
Country hillbillies do the tobacco stuff in their lip. I don’t know what sensation it gives them. Maybe it helps them hate minorities better.
Tom Rhodes on Child Abuse
I don’t understand why anybody would ever beat their children when damaging them psychologically is so much more permanent.