Tom Rhodes

Jokes by Tom Rhodes

Tom Rhodes on Child Abuse

I don’t understand why anybody would ever beat their children when damaging them psychologically is so much more permanent.

Tom Rhodes on Dipping

Country hillbillies do the tobacco stuff in their lip. I don’t know what sensation it gives them. Maybe it helps them hate minorities better.

Tom Rhodes on Pride Parades

When I lived in New york, they always had these ethnic day parades. I would get envious… You never see a parade for me. You never see a one fourth English, one fourth French, one fourth Italian, one fourth you don’t know what the hell you really are parade. Hey, it’s confused bastard honkey day parade.