Jokes by Susie Essman
Born: May 31, 19??
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Susie Essman on Questons in Bed
One guy I was in bed with him and he kept saying to me, “Tell me what you want? Tell me what you want? Tell me what you want?’ I want a milkshake, what do you think I want?
Susie Essman on Sex
Sex is scary cause you can die but worse than that, you could feel.