Jokes by Susie Essman

Susie Essman on Questons in Bed

One guy I was in bed with him and he kept saying to me, “Tell me what you want? Tell me what you want? Tell me what you want?’  I want a milkshake, what do you think I want?

Susie Essman on Sex

Sex is scary cause you can die but worse than that, you could feel.