Jokes by Susie Essman

Stand-Up Comedian Susie Essman

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Born: May 31, 19??

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Susie Essman on Questons in Bed

One guy I was in bed with him and he kept saying to me, “Tell me what you want? Tell me what you want? Tell me what you want?’  I want a milkshake, what do you think I want?

Susie Essman on Sex

Sex is scary cause you can die but worse than that, you could feel.