Steven Wright on His Birth
I was Cesarean born. Can’t really tell. Although, whenever I leave a house I got out through the window.
Steven Wright on Sandboxes
When I was a little kid, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.
Steven Wright on 24 Hours
I went to a store and the sign said Open 24 Hours. When I got there, there was guy outside locking it up. I said, “What are you doing, the sign says Open 24 hours?” And he said, “Not in a row.”
Steven Wright on Restaurants
I went into a restaurant. The menu said “breakfast any time.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright on Everything
Well, you can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
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His material is very, very entertaining, in that it is based entirely on wordplay and semantics. Wright breaks the mold of “It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.”
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