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Stand-Up Comedian Steven Wright

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Steven Wright on Sandboxes

When I was a little kid, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.

Steven Wright on Everything

Well, you can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

Steven Wright on Restaurants

I went into a restaurant. The menu said “breakfast any time.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

Steven Wright on His Birth

I was Cesarean born. Can’t really tell. Although, whenever I leave a house I got out through the window.

Steven Wright on 24 Hours

I went to a store and the sign said Open 24 Hours. When I got there, there was guy outside locking it up. I said, “What are you doing, the sign says Open 24 hours?” And he said, “Not in a row.”

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Videos

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Comic Relief "Steven Wright" Stand Up Comedy 1987 - Watch
Comic Relief III "Steven Wright" Stand Up Comedy - Watch
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Steven Wright on Letterman: 1990 - Watch

Reviews

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very whimsically thoughtful, very subtly satirical, very philosophical…a full package! one of the best of all time. Ironic, and iconic. he delivers exactly the way his material demands. perfect. purrrrrr-fect, even though i prefer his bit about a dog named Spot.

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