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Stand-Up Comic Steven Wright

Jokes by Steven Wright

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Steven Wright on His Birth

I was Cesarean born. Can’t really tell. Although, whenever I leave a house I got out through the window.

Steven Wright on Sandboxes

When I was a little kid, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.

Steven Wright on Restaurants

I went into a restaurant. The menu said “breakfast any time.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

Steven Wright on Everything

Well, you can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

Steven Wright on 24 Hours

I went to a store and the sign said Open 24 Hours. When I got there, there was guy outside locking it up. I said, “What are you doing, the sign says Open 24 hours?” And he said, “Not in a row.”

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Videos

Steven Wright YouTube Video Steven Wright - Stand Up (Funny Guy) - Watch
Steven Wright YouTube Video A Steven Wright Special '85 Appointments of Dennis Jennings - Watch
Steven Wright YouTube Video Steven Wright on Letterman: 1990 - Watch
Steven Wright YouTube Video Steven Wright- Stand Up - Watch

All video pulled from YouTube.

Reviews

Default Dead-Frog Icon adam_cozens says:
Delivery: 54321
Material: 54321

One of the most knock’em down comedians of the last 30 years. Some of the best material in the business.

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