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Jokes by Steve Harvey

Steve Harvey on Being Funny

I appreciate y'all having me. A lot of you ain't laughing right now, but goddammit I'm funny. And I'll have your ass vomiting shortly. Believe that.

Steve Harvey on The Titanic

You saw "Titanic." The band was playing as the ship went down. What Black band you know gonna keep playing with the damn ship goin' down? Kool and the Gang would have been unplugging shit. "Man, let's get the fuck out of here."