Jokes by Sean Rouse
Blue Meter: Dirty
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Won: 875 | Lost: 1924
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Sean Rouse on Being an Altar Boy
I was an altar boy too. No, I don’t have any jokes. Sorry, my priest was cool. He didn’t touch me. Never approached me. He didn’t look at me twice… no matter what I did.
Sean Rouse on Men vs. Women
Can I talk to you guys now about some of the differences between men and women? Great. Chicks cry when you punch ‘em.
Sean Rouse on Rednecks
We had the real rednecks where I grew up. The kind of guys that can use the N-word and “Jesus” in the same sentence and mean ‘em both.