Jokes by Sean Rouse

Stand-Up Comedian Sean Rouse

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Jokes

Sean Rouse on Being an Altar Boy

I was an altar boy too. No, I don’t have any jokes. Sorry, my priest was cool. He didn’t touch me. Never approached me. He didn’t look at me twice… no matter what I did.

Sean Rouse on Men vs. Women

Can I talk to you guys now about some of the differences between men and women? Great. Chicks cry when you punch ‘em.

Sean Rouse on Rednecks

We had the real rednecks where I grew up. The kind of guys that can use the N-word and “Jesus” in the same sentence and mean ‘em both.