I took a shower with my boyfriend. Ladies, i guarantee you if you take a shower with your boyfriend by the time you step out of that shower your breasts will be sparkling clean.
I was sitting next to a young couple with a baby on the plane and I was making the baby laugh the entire flight. Do you know what babies love? Ethnic jokes.
I was raped by a doctor. Which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl…
Someone told me that carrots are good for your eyes. What they failed to tell me is that you have to take them orally.
I don’t care if you think I’m racist as long as you think I’m a thin racist.