Jokes by Sam Kinison
Born: December 8, 1953
Death: April 10, 1992
Blue Meter: Dirty
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Sam Kinison on Marriage
I’m not worried about hell. I was married for two fucking years! Hell would be like Club Med!
Sam Kinison on Women’s Sexual Needs
I do love women. I don’t think they get enough sexual attention. Guys aren’t as in touch with that until they’ve been married a couple of times. After my second divorce, I said, “Hey, I bet if I learned how to fuck really good I won’t have to give away everything I own every five fucking years!
Sam Kinison on Love
You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do… give sheep the vote?