Jokes by Sam Kinison

Stand-Up Comedian Sam Kinison

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Born: December 8, 1953

Death: April 10, 1992

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Sam Kinison on Marriage

I’m not worried about hell. I was married for two fucking years! Hell would be like Club Med!

Sam Kinison on Women’s Sexual Needs

I do love women. I don’t think they get enough sexual attention. Guys aren’t as in touch with that until they’ve been married a couple of times. After my second divorce, I said, “Hey, I bet if I learned how to fuck really good I won’t have to give away everything I own every five fucking years!

Sam Kinison on Love

You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do… give sheep the vote?