Stand-Up Comedian Sam Kinison

Jokes by Sam Kinison

Sam Kinison on Love

You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do… give sheep the vote?

Sam Kinison on Women’s Sexual Needs

I do love women. I don’t think they get enough sexual attention. Guys aren’t as in touch with that until they’ve been married a couple of times. After my second divorce, I said, “Hey, I bet if I learned how to fuck really good I won’t have to give away everything I own every five fucking years!

Sam Kinison on Marriage

I’m not worried about hell. I was married for two fucking years! Hell would be like Club Med!