Jokes by Roy Wood Jr

Stand-Up Comedian Roy Wood Jr

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Born: December 11, 1978

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Roy Wood Jr. on Sextuplets

Everybody gives money and blankets and candy to septuplet families. You go on Oprah Winfrey. Oprah pays for all the kids to go to college. Oprah gives you a mini van. And that’s hypocritical. ‘Cause there’s plenty of women in this country with six kids. Granted they had them by five different men… Six kids, five different men, you ain’t on Oprah. You’re on Maury Povich for a paternity test.

Roy Wood Jr. on Dates

You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude’s house?