Jokes by Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr on Birth Control
I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don’t even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.
Roseanne Barr on Raising Kids
The way I look at it, if the kids are still alive when my husband comes home from work, then I’ve done my job.
Roseanne Barr on Feminity
People say to me, “You’re not feminine.” Well, they can just suck my dick.