Jokes by Robin Williams
Robin Williams on Beer Commercials
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men doing manly things: “You just killed a small animal. It’s time for a light beer.” Why not have a realistic beer commercial? ... “It’s five o’clock in the morning. You just pissed on a dumpster. It’s Miller time.”
Robin Williams on Male Anatomy
The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.