Jokes by Robin Harris

Stand-Up Comedian Robin Harris

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AKA: Robin Hughes Harris

Born: August 30, 1953

Death: March 18, 1990

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Robin Harris on Bebe Kids

I met a girl a couple of weeks ago. She gonna tell me, “If you want to get acquainted with me and my son, you’ll have to take him to Disneyland.” Ain’t that a bitch?
I went to pick her up the next day and here she got four more kids. I said, “Who kids are them?”
She said, “Them Bebe’s Kids.”
I said, “And where the fuck is Bebe?”
She said, “Bebe went downtown.”
I said, “Why didn’t she take her kids with her?”

Robin Harris on Alcoholics

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholic got to go to them god damn meetings.