Jokes by Richard Lewis
Born: June 29, 1947
Blue Meter: Tame
In match-ups against other comics:
Won: 1904 | Lost: 1300
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Richard Lewis on Hypochondria
I’m a major hypochondriac. I won’t even masturbate anymore. I’m afraid I might give myself something.
Richard Lewis on Hanukkah
My family wasn’t very religious. On Hanukkah, they had a menorah on a dimmer.
Richard Lewis on Masturbation
I find masturbation to be too intimate quite frankly. In fact, I won’t even masturbate unless I promise myself to take myself afterwards out to a dinner and a film. Which is sad.
Richard Lewis on Self Esteem
Low self-esteem sex is bad. Here’s the deal: when I have an orgasm I shriek, “I’m sorry!”